Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes…Or not

Eventually everyone gets lucky right? You know that no matter how big a fucking loser you are it is likely that you will one day find someone who will take pity on you or let you at least try to have sex with them.

Does that mean it will be someone hot like me . . . → Read More: Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes…Or not


 

Professional Guide – Guided Masturbation That Is

I hate the thought of summer ending, so I’ve come up with a guided masturbation session just for those of you who either live where it’s still hot and steamy or like me just want it to be.  Here on the coast of California it’s always summer but it does cool off when you’re . . . → Read More: Professional Guide – Guided Masturbation That Is


 

Don’t Touch That Prick

There are some who believe that domination by a mistress is just an illusion. Power being an illusive concept that can’t be grasped. But anyone who has ever been taken by an erotic mistress knows that the exchange of power isn’t an illusion at all. It is an impossible to ignore shift in the . . . → Read More: Don’t Touch That Prick


 

Guided Masturbation Party Line with Ms. Ann

How long can you stroke? Oh I don’t mean by yourself, any man or even those of you who aren’t exactly men can sit alone and yank and wank for hours. Some of you do it just because you like the feeling of it in your hand (or between your fingers in some . . . → Read More: Guided Masturbation Party Line with Ms. Ann


 

Teasing You Like Only a Princess Can

I’m sure you all remember that The Cocktease Princess Diaries are tomorrow, but I want to tell you a little bit about just what we think teasing a cock entails.

This isn’t everything of course, because giving away any of our dirty little secrets here, would just be wrong. You only get . . . → Read More: Teasing You Like Only a Princess Can