Everything Isn’t Enough

Wayne’s Coffee in Tampere was one of my favorite places to go and sit and just relax while I was traveling in Finland. The coffee is always hot and the muffins are huge. I could barely finish one on my own and had to take one back to the hotel with me in one . . . → Read More: Everything Isn’t Enough


 

Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes…Or not

Eventually everyone gets lucky right? You know that no matter how big a fucking loser you are it is likely that you will one day find someone who will take pity on you or let you at least try to have sex with them.

Does that mean it will be someone hot like me . . . → Read More: Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes…Or not


 

Professional Guide – Guided Masturbation That Is

I hate the thought of summer ending, so I’ve come up with a guided masturbation session just for those of you who either live where it’s still hot and steamy or like me just want it to be.  Here on the coast of California it’s always summer but it does cool off when you’re . . . → Read More: Professional Guide – Guided Masturbation That Is


 

Guided Masturbation Party Line with Ms. Ann

How long can you stroke? Oh I don’t mean by yourself, any man or even those of you who aren’t exactly men can sit alone and yank and wank for hours. Some of you do it just because you like the feeling of it in your hand (or between your fingers in some . . . → Read More: Guided Masturbation Party Line with Ms. Ann


 

Do NOT Touch My Cock Loser!

What, did you really think that there was a possibility I would just look the other way and let you play with my cock without permission? I won’t. Anything you do with that thing is my choice and unless I tell you to stroke for me, you keep your hands off it.

. . . → Read More: Do NOT Touch My Cock Loser!